Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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