2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I need water and some morals
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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