I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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