batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
