whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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