ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
