me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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