Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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