she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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