How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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