What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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