is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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