I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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