Me. At least after what I've been through.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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