Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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