omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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