So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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