road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I wear drunk well.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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