Betty ford says i'm here all night
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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