Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
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I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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