You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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