1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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