Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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