His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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