Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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