We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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