She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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