So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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