Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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