That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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