Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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