I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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