return my video game
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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