Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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