you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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