You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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