She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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