I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She bit a glass in half.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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