So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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