why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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