I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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