Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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