I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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