Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Randomize