oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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