Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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