are you still at the devil's house?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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