ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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