Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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