I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
