I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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