maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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