I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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