it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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