I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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