I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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